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    Default Anybody else struggling to sleep?

    I haven't managed to sleep since Friday night when I got a whopping 3 hours! I wonder what the record is? I think I have a chance! If I don't get any sleep tonight, I believe I will refill my Zanaflex muscle relaxer prescription. That always knocks me out for 5 or 6 hours. I can't wait to read some of my posts after a good night or two's rest. I wonder if any of this makes sense to anyone else. I could go online and learn how to type with more than 3 fingers and a thumb! Then I could be stupider in less time! More stupid maybe? Auto correct allowed it so I guess stupider is a word! Learned something new today! This calls for a celebration!

    *Grabs several bottles of bubbly, and waits for company*

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    *Listens attentively, but only hears crickets in the far distant background*

    *Sighs*

    I hate drinking alone...

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    *Hears "Down To The Wire" by The Graveyard Train on the jukebox and turns it up*

    Good song....

    *sighs again, and pours another glass*

    *Considers creating another account so I would have someone to talk to*

    Hmmmmm!!!

    *Realizes he would have to constantly log in and out each time he wants to say anything*

    Fiddlesticks!!

    *Cause he's pretty sure this is a PG rated site*

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    *Realizing he's all alone, he lights up a cigarette*

    *He takes a deep draw*

    COUGH - COUGH - GAG - COUGH - GAG - GAG - COUGH!!!!!!

    *remembers he doesn't smoke and puts the cigarette out*
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    *Hears Justin Beeber on the Jukebox*

    BOOM - BOOM -BOOM!!!!

    *Silence, except for those blinkety blank crickets*

    *Pours another drink and waits*

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    *Get's up to hit the head*

    CRASH - BANG F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *exclaims a 4 letter word that appears as an F followed by numerous exclamation points as he is still unsure of this sites rating*

    *Does his business, then washes his hands while singing "Happy Birthday to Me" 3 times to make sure they are clean*

    *Sits table and chair back up, and pours another drink*

    Sigh.......

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    *Hears somebody outside*

    *Okay, he gets just a little giddy at the prospect of companionship*

    Come on in!! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!

    *Hears the door close and gravel pelt the side of the building as they hurry away*

    Sigh......

    *Pours another drink*

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    *Begins to wonder if this was the right location for an all night bar & grill*

    *Starts repairing jukebox*

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    *After fixing the bullet holes in the jukebox, he plugs it in and deposits a quarter*

    *It's a country western song, but it's playing backwards*

    What the &%^$?!

    *He reaches to unplug the jukebox, but before he can, He gets his dog back, his truck back, his wife back....*

    *Crickets chirping*

    *Tough crowd. Taps microphone a few times*

    Is this thing on?

    *Pours another drink and waits patiently*

    Sigh...

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    *Jukebox starts up on it's own. "Here's To Us" by Halestorm*

    Sweet.... Lyrics are appropriate for my mood!

    *Pours another drink, raises glass and sings along*

    Here's to us, here's to love, and all the times that we fu... I mean messed up!

    *Smiles*

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    *Realizes after 10 consecutive replies to his own thread, he could be the poster child for insanity*

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    41 views and not a peep from anybody! Drinks are free! Food is free!

    *Checks his fly. Yep, maybe that's why nobody is coming in!*

    What do you all want, strippers?This is a classy joint!

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    *Decides he needs a gimmick to get people in*

    The first person to give me my FFOBLOTD, (First Full On Belly Laugh Of The Day, get your minds out of the gutter!) Gets free reign of the jukebox as well as lifetime free drinks and food!

    *wonders if that will all fit on the sign out front*

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    *pors drink anothre. Begens toooo feeeel a woozey littel*

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    *Slowly Lifts extremely tender head off of table*

    What the.... Where am I?

    *Very carefully rotates around to see if anyone else saw*

    Whew! Glad nobody saw that!

    *Pulls pretzel off of side of face and lays head back down*

    Maybe today's the day.....

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    Dude! You got your laugh! Thank you! Bravo! Encore!

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    I haven't slept since Friday. Just a few hours. Just needed a way to entertain myself for awhile I guess. I was beginning to think after 100+ views and no replies, maybe all my puppies weren't barkin"! Hopefully people will come here to laugh a little and let go. It's bad enough. Why not try something a little positive for a change, try to forget, if only for a few minutes the hell we are going through and smile!!! I am so glad you showed up! Thanks.

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    Sitting quietly on the outside looking in. I know exactly how you feel and what your talking about. Keep strong. You helped pull me through so far. Your amazing
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    This will be my fourth time replying here. The first 3 are gone. Can someone please explain?

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    Somo - I have had the same thing happen several times today. When I posted it would only post first few words. It is frustrating I have to say you are making a lot of people smile (including me) with your post. you are already encouraging Others that really need it im so proud of you for kicking another day in the face lol. You should be so proud of yourself!! I have no doubt you can do this. Keep it up and you will be sleeping like a baby before you know it. - Keep m

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tears in Texas View Post
    Somo - I have had the same thing happen several times today. When I posted it would only post first few words. It is frustrating I have to say you are making a lot of people smile (including me) with your post. you are already encouraging Others that really need it im so proud of you for kicking another day in the face lol. You should be so proud of yourself!! I have no doubt you can do this. Keep it up and you will be sleeping like a baby before you know it. - Keep m

    Thanks for the encouragement!

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    Yes, I'm struggling to sleep. Of course, it's 5:55 pm here, so that may be one reason I can't sleep.....Just wanted to ask you....I mean I REALLY can't resist asking you, Are your cows gossiping about you spending so much time in your respectable establishment? Either way, tho, I'd go ahead and hire some male strippers. Ummmm....respectable male strippers, I mean. Don't want to lower the value of the neighborhood. The cows won't keep their mouths shut, they'll tell the neighbors, and there you'll be.
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    FREE REIGN OF THE JUKEBOX GOES TO RYKA! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time! I'm so happy somebody else has a warped sense of humor! If the cow's ever start talking, We'll have steak right here every night!! I talk to them all day long! They know things, and could name names!

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    *Chuckles to self as he screwed up Ryka's clock earlier today*

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    Are you still here Ryka? If you are, on a serious note, would you help me on the other thread, something about suboxone. I'm about to reply right now so it should be towards the top. Thanx!

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    How long to wait before taking suboxone.

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    HEY! Keep your hands off my CLOCK!.....Ooooohhh....I get the jukebox?! Between the jukebox and the male strippers....I'll be there! When is happy hour? Do you have a Ladies' Night?. I'm not sure if I have a warped sense of humor, or I'm just totally psychotic.....and I don't WANT to know...... Oh, by the way, I want my steak well done.....
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    My thread is the one titled "Need your help, please!" You can read it and decide if my sense of humor is as warped as yours....

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    It's always happy hour here, I'm a single man so I reckon every night can be ladies night!!! I'll check out your thread but I may be on the one I mentioned a few posts up for awhile.

    *Fires up grill*

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    Looks like your making a lot of people smile, thank god you have a sense of humor seriously!!
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